December 2011
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Everyone Who Has Used Ticketmaster In The Last 12... →
June 2011
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“This is perhaps the most hilarious aspect of being a “fake poor but still living...”
– Spending Money Like A 20-Something « Thought Catalog
This applies to approximately 90% of my friends.
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December 2010
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November 2010
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Mango Fail
Jordan has been anxiously awaiting his mango to ripen.
J: G*#D@(#$*
A: (running out of my room) What happened?!
J: (sadly looking down as an unripe mango)
A: Oh, whew, I thought you cut off a toe or something
more of these daily moments at: livingwithjordan.tumblr.com
July 2010
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May 2010
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April 2010
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March 2010
6 posts
The one simple rule you need to know to have... →
If you’re in a situation where you’d excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, you should also excuse yourself before reaching for your phone. Otherwise, go ahead without asking. Either way, don’t play with your phone longer than you’d stay in the bathroom.
Steve Lowery drives the Los Angeles Marathon route... →
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February 2010
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“Most people don’t know there are angels whose only job is to make sure you...”
– Storypeople
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January 2010
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volcanoes:
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September 2009
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How To Get A Raise: Stop Being A "Good Girl" |... →
July 2009
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The Economics of an Ugly Boyfriend - Freakonomics... →
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“Whatcha Say” Jason Derulo
not a big...
The Official Neckline Slimmer™ - As Seen On TV →
haha I’ve definitely joked before there not being neck workouts. they really do have something for everything…
June 2009
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Modern Love - Raising a Princess Single-Handedly -... →
mariellie:
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A father makes bumbling attempts at motherly things.
i am a total sucker for any story about a little girl and her father, and my tears after reading this are obvious evidence that i am a serious daddy’s girl. i love you, dadders!
Staring Contests
Kat: sometimes me and grandma have staring contests, except for grandma doesn't know it
Mom: who wins?
Kat: she always wins. she's real good and never blinks
“Of course “J” comes after “I.” That is, unless you are...”
– Katherine, after I commented that we had to go through exit I before seeing signs for J while navigating exits in the subway system
First Interaction with Mother After 23 Hours of...
Mom & Kat came to the HK airport to pick me up.
Mom (to Kat): Why does Amanda only have one suitcase?
Mom: Hey! Did you bring the fruit?
A: Oh, sorry I really forgot. I was going to bring blueberries but not the other stuff?
Mom: So you mean, no apples?!
A: I mean you asked me to bring 5 pounds of oranges. That's a little ridiculous.
Mom: I wanted 10 pounds!
A: Seriously, do they not sell fruit here?
Mom: It's not organic. Okay, so did you bring walnuts and almonds?
A: ... no. I brought no food items.
Mom: So no apples?!
A: ...
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later in taxi to the flat
Mom: Amanda, are you hungry? We have oranges, grapes, mangosteens and apples!
