December 2008
42 posts
The Leap Second: Why 2008 Seems Just a Little... →
Game Over via Today’s BIG Thing Stop-Motion montage of classic video game deaths
“But when i went out I saw you real quick, Girl you look better in your profile pic” via Today’s BIG Thing
Karl Rove Says George W. Bush Is a Book Lover -... →
Catching up on reading is also on my to-do.
Faking it
A: Hey mom, do you remember B_____?
mom: Nope. remind me, how would i know her?
A: She was on my club volleyball team (+3 minute description here)
mom: Oh yeah, her! Now I remember!
A: So.. what color hair does she have?
mom: ...okay yeah I have no clue who you're talking about
150 List...before I'm 22
mollybierman:
lindsaydinkins:
Bold the ones you’ve done.
01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink 02. Swam with dolphins 03. Climbed a mountain 04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive 05. Been inside the Great Pyramid 06. Held a tarantula 07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone 08. Said “I love you” and meant it 09. Hugged a tree 10. Bungee jumped 11. Visited Paris 12. Watched a lightning storm...
Does She Love You?
2arrs2ells:
omnialx:
Does She Love You?
A comprehensive list.
“If she’s the youngest of four sisters, two of whom are lesbians, the third a nun, and the first time you meet her father he pulls you away from his wife’s gingersnaps and homemade iced tea to check out the vintage “titty mags” he keeps hidden underneath a bench in the six-by-four corner of the basement he calls his workshop, the...
The Best/Worst of SkyMall 2008 - Urlesque →
mollybierman:
(via abby)
love Skymall. Airplanes wouldn’t be the same without it
Civic Literacy Test →
2arrs2ells:
marco:
(via lfarm)
I got an 85% (28/33). I’m qualified to live here! Yay!
Got a 29/33. Not an easy quiz, and a bit all over the place (some political philosophy, American history, government, economics, etc).
30/33. Very interesting
What do Prostitutes and Rice Have in Common? →
What the Financial Crisis Means for Spam,... →
Linan definitely tried to convince me of number 7 - a winter break trip to Iceland
All people are equally good at time management, but some people are more willing...
– Tyler Cowen appropriate since there are so many emo away-messages this week, haha.
Mario Kart Love Song, hahahaha
Warning: NSFW.
While Perusing Through Duke's Course Offerings
D: (laughing)
A: What?
D: Sociology 11 - Social Problems... I have those
Got Six Words to Inspire America? →
If Barack Obama’s inaugural address could be just six words long, what would it read? There is a contest to see who can write the most inspiring six-word incantation for the Obama era. Can you beat “Malice toward none, charity for all” or “Nothing to fear but fear itself”?
Six-Word Memoirs - "The New American Haiku" →
I’m really into this writing with word limits thing. It forces you to distill your ideas.
Unusual - and legal - ways to make money - CNN.com →
times are getting tight, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Another Reason to Be Happy →
A happy friend who lives within a mile, for example, boosts your odds of being happy by 25 percent, researchers found. A happy sibling within the same distance increases your probability of happiness by 14 percent.
science explains holiday love
kathychoi:
“Another study of 100 college students in 1999 found that people who ate low-fat foods were seen as more attractive, intelligent and middle-class — but also more serious, high-strung, unhappy and antisocial than folks who ate high-fat foods. Strangely, how much you eat seems to have a less clear effect on attractiveness.”
-Via LA Times, “Vying for a soul mate? Psych out the...
I’m a great spooner. I’m like the ladle and you are the soup
– haha
Tips from the Strip Club
L: So, I've been lotioning myself with cocoa butter
A: Uh huh, how's that working out for you?
L: Don't do this, but if you feel my butt, it's really smooth
Smile
W: he [his cousin] likes petite girls who are well endowed regardless of the face
where as im much more of a smile and eyes kind of guy..and im more open to frame size
i feel like ultimately we are all gonna fall apart physically
but our eyes and smiles stay mostly the same
and we spend more time looking at the face than anything else
i feel bad bc there was one girl i kind of liked
who was gorgeous..but she had this weird upper lip
that showed almost her entire upper gum when she smiled
and i just couldnt get passed it
my cousin threatened to maim me for it
A: haha my gupo always says i smile too big
W: yeah but you dont show your upper gum
and you have appropriately sized smile for your teeth and face
A: hahaha thanks?
W: you dont want a small smile
or one that is way too big
im certainly not one to talk though
im the king of awkward smiling